Onesie Direction 2 It's not the onesies that make them beautiful. Touring around the world is stressful work, so these pent up lads need a way to relax; and what better way than taking your sexual frustration out on the fans' and your band mates' asses. Our horny boy band even get so worked up one day, they strip off their signature onesies and become one big tangled no holes barred fuck train, where no ass is left unfucked!